SOMETHING TO HANG YOUR HAT ON-AREN'T YOU ALL SICK OF THOSE HIGH PAID TEACHERS??
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(submitted by Rus Thomson--thanks)
Their hefty salaries are driving up taxes, and they only work nine or ten months a year! It's time we put things in perspective and pay them
for what they do... baby-sit! We can get that for less than minimum wage.
That is right. I would give them $3.00 dollars an hour and only the hours they worked, not any of that silly planning time. That would be $19.50 a day (7:45 AM to 4:00 PM with 45 min. off for lunch). Each parent should pay $19.50 a day for these teachers to baby-sit their children. Now, how many do they teach in a day... maybe 30? So that's 19.5 X 30 = $585.00 a day. However, remember they only work 180 days a year! I am not going to pay them for any vacations. Let's see . . . that's $585 x 180 = $105,300 per year. (Hold on! My calculator must need batteries!)
What about those special teachers and the ones with master's degrees? Well, we could pay them minimum wage just to be fair, round it off to $7.00 an hour. That would be $7 times 6-1/2 hours times 30 children times 180 days=$245,700.00 per year. Wait a minute, there is something wrong here!
There sure is, duh! (Average teacher salary $50,000/180 days = $277per day/30 students = $9.23/6.5 hours = $1.42 per hour per student.) Very inexpensive babysitter and they even educate your kids! Crazy!
As the son and brother of educaters, God bless our teachers and the work they continue to do. And that's something you can hang your hat on.
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